take me to paradise
Gimli, The Fellowship of the Ring
Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene
I WAS DEVASTATED
#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
um where’s the part where you can swim around like a human though
One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…
Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
did he decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five minutes
And Michael does a Magneto hand
Are you ready to follow Captain America to the jaws of death? Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight, I’m following him.
can I have all of these
Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖